Author Archives: Laurie Whiteley

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About Laurie Whiteley

Writer, Comedian and Work In Progress

Netflix and No Chill: Getting Excited About Cinematic Storytelling

I was lucky enough on Friday to catch a couple of movies as part of Grimmfest 2015, Grim Up North’s annual horror movie festival. There were a couple I’m sad to have missed (Blood Sucking Bastards, for one), but I … Continue reading

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Hello, Drawing Board – Did You Miss Me?

I’ve spent the last three days struggling with how to kick my protagonist in the teeth. The story has reached that fun and funky moment when Our Young Man starts moving from reaction to action, and everything – the frying pan, the fire, … Continue reading

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Beta Readers Wanted!

So, progress is coming along surprisingly well on the novel. Actually, that progress is even being made is making me feel so much better about my recent transition to funemployment – I’ve written more in the last month than I have since … Continue reading

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Buyer Beware

The pale man’s smile made him look younger than he was, and the fine lines at the corners of his eyes wrinkled in genuine pleasure as he handed over the cash for his purchase. The bills were real – she … Continue reading

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Chrysalis

It’s a strange thing, coming out of a chrysalis and finally becoming a butterfly in your mid-forties. I’m on an early-morning train to San Diego, and I can’t stop looking at my hair. It started the way most evolution does: … Continue reading

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First Do No Harm

“Who are you and what are you doing?” He asked. His voice wavered, but the rifle stayed steady. “What I’ve always done.” she said, patiently. “I’m a nurse.” She was seated on a low ammunition crate, olive drab. She was … Continue reading

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Clint Eastwood

He’s hard to forget, the man with the cheroot. It’s not just the cheroot, it’s the patterned sweater and sweatpants that seal the deal. He’s a young man – fit, athletic – standing on the corner at 6 o’clock at … Continue reading

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Postcards

My aunt’s estate consists chiefly of postcards. Nearly four thousand of them, promiscuously arranged in clear plastic boxes she bought in a fit of organisation. I thought at first they were arranged by place name, but now I’m not so … Continue reading

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Micro-Short

No one even uses the chapel any more. In deference to the fact that it’s still sanctified, the hospital staff haven’t begun using it for storage yet. Spare chairs are neatly folded and sit, waiting, next to the votive candles. … Continue reading

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People Are Like Apples

“And what do you think you’re doing, young man?” He knew he was in trouble. Mom’s hand was on her hip, still holding the wooden spoon she’d been stirring with. A drip of vivid red sauce had landed on the … Continue reading

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