Author Archives: Laurie Whiteley
About Laurie Whiteley
Writer, Comedian and Work In ProgressThe Life and Life of Davis Fulton
When Davis regained consciousness, he knew he was in trouble. He’d been walking peaceably down Cemetery Road – a broad, tree-lined avenue on Milton’s outskirts – just after dinner. Dappled spots of sunlight peppered the tarmac and he’d stopped to … Continue reading →
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Sam
Sam stopped drumming his fingers on his desk when he heard the clock ticking. The office was always so busy that you never really heard it, not unless… His eyes whipped to the clock. Damn. He stood up and cleared … Continue reading →
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Feedback
Authors are notoriously bad at naming their work. If you have a better suggestion for the name of a piece, or if you’re not sure that I’m aware that a piece I’ve recently published has a ridiculous title (trust me, … Continue reading →
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The Belaqua
Bad weather always reminds me of the Belaqua. Dropping down through the cloud cover over New London and seeing the city spread out below us, I was disappointed. I’d hoped to arrive at night and see the city twinkling and … Continue reading →
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Curios
The last visitors have finally left, and it is nighttime in the museum. As she closes the door behind the last visitor to leave, he turns and waves at her, smiling. She returns his smile – it is warm and genuinely happy. She is pleased that he has been, but is even more pleased that he and all the others are gone. She likes the museum’s guests well enough, certainly, but having the museum to herself at night is blissful. She locks the door firmly, and rattles the handle as a reassurance that yes, finally, the door is shut and locked and she is all alone again. Throughout the house the silence is punctuated by the faint sound of state-of-the-art clockwork and highlighted by the smell of cherished leather. Continue reading →
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Green and Gold
The rain had started around noon that day and continued in a greasy drizzle all afternoon. It was well past sunset – David wasn’t sure how far past sunset, but at this time of year it could have been midnight or three pm. David’s sense of time wasn’t helped by the fact that he was drunk. It was a good, old-fashioned Christmas Office Party Drunk: merrily drunk but not boss-offendingly drunk. This year he hadn’t even managed to get copping-a-feel-from-Debbie-in-Accounts drunk, but that’s life. Continue reading →